We’re the new owners. Who are you?
Where is my dog? Aren’t you standing right next to him? This bitch? Please.
i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life.
i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest
The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen
Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.
The Kids From ‘Stranger Things 2’ Forced Netflix To Let Them Swear
The kids from Stranger Things are returning to the series a little bit older, a little bit wiser, and apparently a little bit more foulmouthed than before.
LET 11 SAY FUCK
what do you call a person who has poor hearing?
what???
I SAID WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO HAS POOR HEARING
as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi
can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it
you had to be there